An RSVP that you don’t want to miss.
By Invitation Only — CNC
Don’t be a party crasher, or you could become the party.
I had to run by The Man’s house to get some weed and to drop by my ‘friend w/benefits’’, David, for later, and Tonia had hitched a ride with me after work.
She watched me and David chat for a minute, make plans for later, kiss and we left. I really thought nothing of it. She was my friend and he and I had pretty much dated off and on for 10 years.
About 3 days later, he calls to say that Tonia was at the house trying to get some dick. Since he knew that wouldn’t fly with me because that isn’t how our arrangement works. He called to see what to do.
“I’ll be right there.” as I slung my car into reverse and headed back to his house.
Tonia’s face was absolutely priceless when I walked into David’s front door. “Who the fuck do you think you are?”
Eyes wide and stammering she answered,”I — I didn’t, I thought you’d be here. I was just telling David…”
Her voice trailed off when I wrapped my right hand around her throat. “You wanted my dick so bad, you try to be sneaky? I hate a sneaky bitch!”
